International Break.

Synonym: Injuries.

Possibly two of my greatest hatreds are either one, Roy Hodgson, or two INJURIES. International break combines both in one painful, painful week.

Not only does international break seem to come right after we ‘begin’ to get our momentum back

WHICH SEEMS TO ALWAYS HAPPEN. ALWAYS.

Roy Hodgson seems to demand our best players as well, not only does he actually get them he injures them. He literally reminds me of that one kid in daycare that if you let them borrow one toy, he snaps the head off. Or leg really in this case. Not only that he begins to demand our premium toy (Daniel Sturridge) who’s glue is still drying. When this came to my attention, i wasn’t very surprised because that is the typical international break woe, but it did please me to relate this magnificent gif to his reaction.

really, that was the best, don’t pick up his calls Brendan! You keep Daniel safe! (Another gif i love that compares the two worst managers in the world)

Okay, this is now a rant of rage page dedicated to International Break and Managers. #sorrynotsorry

First of all, managers are literally the second worst part of watching football for me, after Jose Mourinho and refs of course, because they act like they are watching a different game than whats going on. Yes Brendan Rodgers, even though we all know that Balo is like sixteen thousand time better with another striker playing in a diamond formation, lets put him as a lone striker, and SCREW THE DIAMOND!

NO.

FOR GOD’S SAKE HELL NO. (irony)

Did this man not watch last season and well, this season? Our best formation has been, and always will be, the diamond. Why, why do you not think of that? You were a hero last year for creating that AND YOU’RE NOT DOING IT AGAIN. WHY?!

Also, substitutes and destroying Mario’s confidence, nice going BR.